consistently inconsistent

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Note to self

2:1 
Plymouth:noilly prat


Makes for a most excellent martini

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Wrong age

Lately whenever I think about things that I had always hoped would come before 30 (getting married, having kids, having my shut together, etc.), I always think I only have 2 years. And that is terrifying.

Then I remember that I’m 26. Why do I keep thinking I’m 28 when I’m having those worries about the future?

Maybe I’m subconsciously trying to make myself happy by surprising myself with my real age… Who knows

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permalink Today: food52.com’s roasted celery soup. So good! Better with a dollop of Greek yogurt and some fresh dill on top.

Today: food52.com’s roasted celery soup. So good! Better with a dollop of Greek yogurt and some fresh dill on top.

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Not emo, just… Drained?

Driving to an orgo session when it’s starting to get dark at 3:30, listening to angsty rap (drake’s new album), breathing in the almost uncomfortably warm air of the upper heating vents in my car, and feeling irrationally tired (or maybe I’m just getting sick)…

Yup, it’s winter in Chicago. Queue mood shift. Welcome back, introspection, detachment, and heaviness.

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Progression of thoughts when a stranger talks to me on the train

thatwhitebitch:

1. Are they trying to distract me while their trusty accomplice robs me?
2. Did they just get out of the mental hospital?
3. Did they just get out of jail?
4. Am I on ABC’s “What Would You Do”?
5. (If they’re attractive) Are they winning money in a bet right now?

146. Oh, is this just… a conversation?

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permalink gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

(via brittanymason)

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tragik:

WHOA

ejaazthespazz:

smokeoutthetruth:

welcometosaturnn:

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groudon:

i like this but i don’t fully understand it…

whoa

This is deep.

Kids and their killers.

Wow

(Source: sssleepyhead, via ecstacyrainbowlover)

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someone please explain to me why customer service policies generally end up encouraging stupid shit?

you have a ridiculous freak-out over something like a valid policy that you don’t want to follow, and you get an apology, you get your way, and you probably get a sense of entitlement in every future interaction. 

i guess this extends past customer service, and into regular old life. WHY?!

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